"Despite numerous tests, doctors can't explain ... even what stage of sleep he's in while he works."

This rings all sorts of alarm bells.

The Onion, of course, pointed out this disturbing trend some time ago:

Report Finds Troubling Rise In Teen Uranium Enrichment

...and I'll also add that Flying Logic is not eligible for inclusion in the new Mac App Store because it uses a deprecated technology: Apple Java.

I'm the developer of Flying Logic, a highly graphical planning application that runs beautifully on Mac, Windows, and even Linux thanks to Java. But I'm a Mac guy, and I do all my development on the Mac, and I use a number of other Java applications on my Mac including IntelliJ and MySQL Workbench. I also develop iOS software, and I've had numerous requests for Flying Logic on the iPad, which would require a binary-compatible JRE. So even though I'm an Apple fanboy and supportive of many of their moves, I'm quite disappointed that Apple has left a huge question mark hanging over the fate of Java applications on the Mac.

To put more restrictions on the time and manner of cannabis procurement and consumption that are any greater than those that are already placed on the procurement and consumption of alcohol or tobacco, you would need to first show that cannabis is more dangerous than those other substances. In fact, it is far less dangerous.

Next.

"...adult content on the Internet increased by 17% in the first quarter of 2010"

Wow, that's a lot of adults using the Internet!