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I'm a professor of electrical engineering at a reasonably well-known university in the United States.

My nom-de-electron, "Inspector Lopez", is in fact an allusion to my dear dog, Lopez, whose long "warrior name" is "Inspector Lopez of the Lopez Bureau of Investigation." I admit that this makes no sense at all.

I play cello, violin, and piano, not at the same time, and in mediocre fashion.

I grew up on a farm. I was persuaded not to make farming my career.

On my first date with the woman whom I later married, I made her dizzy while driving. When we arrived at our destination, she leaned out of the car and vomited. I say this in order to encourage slashdottirs everywhere.

If you have just got to, got to, figure out who I am, try a bit of googling on "passive radar." Use clues in this eloquent e-pistle, and you'll be able to get to me.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..." -- Isaac Asimov