Honestly, no. But the idea amuses me.

Are you seriously not seeing the cause-effect relationship here?

I've just expanded the comments on this page, ran a search for the term "heat," found a few mentions of overheating but no suggestions to prevent it. So let me ask here:

Does any Slashdotter reading this have any recommendations for a DSL modem-router (combined unit preferred) that can withstand, say, an Australian Summer while operating under load without crapping out every few minutes?

I realise that it will involve heat sinks and/or fans, and that the price will reflect this. Perfectly understandable. That said, this is for a small business/home environment, and I don't have an unbounded budget.

Compatibility with DD-WRT, OpenWRT, Tomato, etc. would be a godsend, too.

Asking because no router I've bought during the past ten years can make it through ten minutes of anything-more-than-idling without dropping sync repeatedly in an endless loop once the Summer heat sets in. (What a hideous sentence.)

Thank you.

Third option: They are abandoned by the readership.

I was under the impression that the 11th September attacks surprised (but delighted) bin Laden, and that they were masterminded by this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalid_Sheikh_Mohammed

I am aware that his confessions have been doubted as having been obtained under torture, but I'm not up-to-date on the latest developments / information.

At the Movies, with Margaret & David

http://www.abc.net.au/atthemovies/

??

I thought Einstein won it for splitting the Tasmanian beer atom.

I find articles like this one to be the most interesting content that pops up here on Slashdot, even if I can't wrap my head around it.

Equally fascinating: http://science.slashdot.org/story/13/09/14/1822201/study-our-3d-universe-could-have-originated-from-a-4d-black-hole

Can these two ideas be conciled?

"The upcoming movie Gravity features—"

Enough warning.

It was use of the word "evolution" that sealed his fate.

Going straight to hell for that one.

Tom's Hardware.

Ghostery blocks 16 trackers off the bat.

Don't take it personally. Yesterday was just one of those wtf days.

Gimme a hug!

Got it. Thank you for your time and patience.

I can understand the thought processes that transpired here, but I can not conceive of that which brought you to take the fruit of such processes and publish it.

Sorry, I forgot to include kickbacks/bribery/corruption in the revenue sources. Consider that list amended.