Bill Gates called. He wants his 640k back.

Where does South Dakota come into this story? San Diego on the other hand...

Not until they implement more tactile feedback.

I'd imagine contacting a prison for tech support could be a bit awkward.
(Yes, I know it's lame)

I suppose it's too much to expect people to RTFA. Nowhere in the article is it either stated or implied that e-readers are being banned.

Not really. You don't have actors demanding to be kept in 5 star opulence for the duration of the shoot. You don't need to move film crews and casts from location to location. You don't actually go around blowing up tanks, or crashing $100k sportscars. Granted, I see no same reason why you would want to do any of those if you could get the same result by using CGI (which to be bluntly honest isn't always up to the task - especially when it comes to explosions) but until all CGI is photorealistic there will always be a case for the more expensive option.

Hah, if only this were true - there would be be no more lawyers!

That has to be the saddest statement I've read in a long time.

Multitasking, in and of itself is not the problem. It's an inability to separate the professional from the personal and to prioritise activities that causes many frustrations.

And this is why people shouldn't drink before midday. Blurry vision, faulty memories and imaginary UIDs.