Round the living population up to 8 Billion. At one bit per person, not including lookup tables and such, it seems to me that it would amount to about one billion bytes or about one GB. Just a bit more than a few floppies...

There's a wordlength joke in there somewhere...

A Beowulf cluster of old times? No I can't imagine how that would work.. I might soon be able to simulate a beowulf cluster of BARDIAC on phone-level hardware though.

I use an eight-pound sledge myself. YMMV.

8192 for certain values of $Dogs_Tail

Your speakers implode!

Yes.

Host your own non-flash ads from the same domain and I'll see them fine. Very few do this though so I rarely see webvertisements.

Also /. seems to like adding "(?)" at the end of my subject lines in preview. Weird.

Not the OP. People like you are why i go with +1 ac in my profile. From somebody with the handle "PoolOfThought" I would have expected a silent mod point applied to the "thought" portrayed rather than bitching about the logged in status of the OP.
 

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Server=slag heap

Sounda like a normal day at the WGA-the World Canadian Bureau.

May we each be touched by his noodley appendage!

*for the right...
** kind of tinder

I loathe iTyping!

'Nuclear physics is at a stage of
"rubbing two sticks together" to generate
nuclear power.'

Not quite correct. In the 50s we were at the 2 sticks phase but we're now looking fpr the right king of tinder and imagining a firebow.

Restore from the itunes backup you took before you ran the jailbreak. You DID backup right?