Howard Beale - Slashdot User

Comment: Andre Waters... (Score 1) 684

by Howard Beale on Thursday May 03, @03:48PM (#39881601) Attached to: Growing Evidence of Football Causing Brain Damage

RIP - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Waters

Comment: Re:SlashBI? (Score 5, Funny) 339

by Howard Beale on Tuesday May 01, @09:38AM (#39856409) Attached to: Introducing SlashBI

Slashdot - Nudes for Nerds, Sluts that Matter?

Comment: Worst domain name since... (Score 0) 339

by Howard Beale on Tuesday May 01, @08:50AM (#39855951) Attached to: Introducing SlashBI

ExpertSexChange.com

Comment: Re:Floppy... (Score 1) 333

by Howard Beale on Wednesday March 14, @07:38AM (#39350775) Attached to: White House CIO Describes His 'Worst Day' Ever

I 'c' what you did there.

Comment: Re:Something to feed the conspiracy folks (Score 1) 69

by Howard Beale on Monday March 12, @11:02AM (#39326161) Attached to: NASA Rocket Barrage Will Light Up Mid-Atlantic Coast

Yeah, guess so. Wasn't too many comments at the time, and I just figured the parent post was nuts.

Comment: Re:Tim Cook is no Steve Jobs... (Score 4, Funny) 989

by Howard Beale on Wednesday March 07, @03:38PM (#39278327) Attached to: Apple Unveils New iPad

please be ipad hd, please be ipad hd (registered ipadhdsucks.com)...

Comment: Re:Something to feed the conspiracy folks (Score 1) 69

by Howard Beale on Wednesday March 07, @08:33AM (#39273555) Attached to: NASA Rocket Barrage Will Light Up Mid-Atlantic Coast

What drugs are you on? If you had RTFA, you would have seen that the missles all have an impact of under 500 miles at most. Wallops is on the eastern shore of Virginia, so unless the launchers are turned 180 degrees, I don't think they're going to hit anything.

Comment: Attention Microsoft: (Score 5, Funny) 247

by Howard Beale on Thursday March 01, @12:26PM (#39209873) Attached to: Azure Failure Was a Leap Year Glitch

The following are leap years: 2016 2020 2024 2028 2032 2036 2040 You have been warned. After that, I'll probably be dead, so I won't care (unless Microsoft starts making pacemakers, which may end it for me...).

Comment: To the cloud! (Score 4, Funny) 210

by Howard Beale on Wednesday February 29, @12:13PM (#39198155) Attached to: Microsoft's Azure Cloud Suffers Major Downtime

Well...maybe not right now...

Comment: Re:Model A vs Model B (Score 3, Insightful) 304

by Howard Beale on Wednesday February 29, @10:10AM (#39196707) Attached to: Raspberry Pi Now Has Distributors -- and Will Soon Have Boards for All (Video)

At this point, why even have the Model A? If anything scrap the A and make a 'C' model: 512 MB RAM, and wireless.