Easy! He's on the internet!

I've always wondered, if alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems, why not just get rid of alcohol, thus getting rid of all of life's problem, along with the need for a solution to them?

Yes, we really should be making sure rapists all wear condoms and then force birth control pills down their victim's throats once their done! And there's certainly no way contraceptive methods could ever *gasp* fail!

Wouldn't placing a nuclear reactor in such a place that jellyfish may breed next to it and mutate count as human error?

And with a memory overflow after two characters it had to be really creative and a little bit abstract

Accidentally modded parent overrated, didn't mean to, so commenting to reverse it. Sorry.

Because they wont use lights, TV, ovens or computers in the winter, right?

I'm sorry, but I am finding it really hard to see how you could confuse:

"There is no value in 'First Post!'"

for:

"The first post has no value."

What puzzled me was that other than them missing the point completely, they seem to have a pretty good grasp of English as far as the rest of the post shows.

I don't think people should be labeled as trolls simply for having a conflicting opinion. It's when they decided to voice that opinion like an asshole that they become a troll, or even completely drop the discussion and go out of their way to try and derail the discussion by posting crap like the Yoda doll or whatever it is the trolls are spamming these days.

Apparently you're _such_ an anonymous coward, you're even too cowardly to simply post them yourself _as_ an anonymous coward.

Congratulations.

I also have to beg to disagree, because I said there is no value in "First Post" meaning, people who post solely saying "First Post" as opposed to saying there is no value in _the_ first post.

I don't care what he says, there is no value in "First post!" Ironically I _just_ missed the first post.

This might be a stupid question...

But, how is Will Wright actually leaving EA if EA co-owns Stupid Fun Club?

And when people can't identify the movie? Because you know, everyone has seen every movie... Naturally...