GMontag's Journal: New Stuff I Have Learned

Here is some new stuff that I have learned.

If you have sex with the help you should be immune from impeachment for perjury.

Enforcing UN resolutions by force are good, unless the regime you enforce them against has oil.

Multilateral action only counts when france is with you.

Unilateral military action is only good when you are having sex with the help and being impeached.

Sub-zero temperatures in New York are proof of global warming.

Six months in Iraq are a quagmire. A decade in Kosovo is something else besides a quagmire.

Quagmire may only be invoked on people who do not screw the help.

Heh

[btlzu2]

Very good observations. Double standards piss me off!

Nice

[baldass_newbie]

Can I forward *ahem* liberally?
I can attribute if you'd like.

Re:Nice

[GMontag]

Of course as long as linkage/attribution is included.

Sub-Zero Temperatures?

[cyranoVR]

I'm in New York right now and it's a toasty POSITIVE 12 degrees

Wait a sec...you're not refering to that communist CELCIUS scale? I thought only those socialist pinko european countries (and Canada) used that system! Don't you live in Virginia?

Also, IIRC, Global Warming refers to the phenomenon of rising AVERAGE temperatures. (Statistics 101: there will always be anomalies on the Bell Curve) But don't take my word for it: Let's ask some Rocket Scientists [nasa.gov].

Also, about two weeks ago (middle of Dec) it was [bigbluesea.org]

Quagmire? What's a quagmire?

[superyooser]

Six months in Iraq are a quagmire. A decade in Kosovo is something else besides a quagmire.

That depends... [bmstahoe.com]

You forgot this one:

[bj8rn]

International laws and conventions are only for other countries to follow.