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Journal GMontag's Journal: Did NASA kill Anna Nicole? 2

So, NASA has an Astronaut who travels 900+ miles (you metric geeks do your own conversion) across the USA to pepper spray, scare and try to have a chat with another NASA assigned woman about some guy. The same week, Anna Nicole, aka Vickie Lynne Hogan, dies in a space-coast Florida casino hotel room. Coincidence?

Here are a few facts that are stronger than the Kennedy/Lincoln coincidences:

Both - big fake blonde hair

Both - big racks

Both - big bootie

Both - died suspiciously in Hollywood

Both - stars

Both - discovered in restaurants

Both - died in bed

Anna Nicole: from Texas

NASA kidnap plot: began in Texas

Anna Nicole: died in Florida

NASA kidnap plot: ended in Florida

Somehow, Anna Nicole Smith, innocent billionariss, just up and croaked in Florida right after a NASA scandal? If you believe that I have a Moon to sell you!

NASA is an organization that can fake near-Earth celestial bodies and women's bodies in full-motion video. No telling what else they can do.

What about all of the confusion on the paternity of her daughter? If that daughter were human it would be child's play to grep the father! For some reason this has dragged on for ages. Who is housing the extraterrestrial parent of the child? Yes, they are in the title.

No, this is not some crackpot idea like the movie Species, that is fiction. this is a serious inquiry.

Or, perhaps, NASA faked the 'death' of Anna Nicole? As noted above, they have a history of faking things.

It seems that the Director of NASA has some explaining to do.

Update: 0006 10 February 2007

Another conspiracy indicator: NO DRUGS ILLEGAL FOUND IN ANNA NICOLE'S ROOM!

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