Journal GMontag's Journal: You call it "gasoline" . . . 1
You call it "gasoline", I call it "Liquid Sunshine."
Yes, my fuel is organically liquified hydrogen. It is a natural product drilled from deep within the earth.
Just like the orchids from the jungle and the saphires of the soil, if I do not pluck this precious organic nectar it will be lost.
It is not as if I am whipping a team or horses or spearing whales. I am mearly burning organic waste. It is much cleaner than burning cow dung and so much more civilized.
Some say that I should "preserve" it, but for what end I do not know. They never tell me what they will use it for, other than to say it must be preserved.
Do they have hidden knowledge of exteraterresterials who will need the nectar for their interstellar travels?
Are they trying to prevent my use so that they can have it for some selfish purpose?
I do not know, but I do know that I purchased it and I will use it for the best purest of uses: moving 3200 LBS for 1/4 mile in the shortest time possible.
As for those horrid "alternative fuel" vehicles, my DHMO pollution is much less than theirs. The plants love me more.
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