I'm too lazy to RTFA, but assuming they didn't use fake names, didn't the banks realize that "POKER STARS" was a gambling website? While you're at it, can I have an account for my "StuffedBaldEagles.com" and "CheapCrack.net" websites?

I've always felt the same about the way this issue is being blown out of proportion. Not only do we still have a few /8 blocks remaining, but just think about some of those "original" IP address subscribers (like GE, IBM, etc) that have their very own /8 block. Rather than running out of addresses, I think we are merely about to see a new industry where companies start reselling smaller chunks of the blocks they already have and are unused.
Scarce resource
+increased demand
+???
_______
PROFIT!

When I was a kid, we had to analogcheat!

maybe the cubicles were in the pool

This is exactly why us Canadians share our secret information openly with the public: Major Spy Secrets Found In Phone Booth

How many of you just headed to the elevator (fiddling with the thermostat on the way) and pressed the close door button, then got off in the lobby and ran outside to press the walk button?

really? just me? /sigh

Nice to see everyone here referring to Bell as the only telco in Canada (with a couple references to Rogers). Sasktel, MTS, Telus? Bell and Rogers are not the only telco's running backbone in Canada. You may be surprised to find out that there are actually Canadians living west of Toronto.

Like the old saying goes:
Toronto thinks it is the center of the universe, New York knows it is.

Before you even think about attempting this challenging game, remember, you have to burn the rope: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/432872

You have to read it BACKWARDS!

and Perl did it in 10 words

/sbin/service perlinsultsd start