Nice try! It reminds me immediately of the ad.: Why be you when you can be someone new!
Charge car battery up to 70% in 2 minutes? Dare you calculate the amperage needed? Somewhere in the ballpark of 10000A in 12V? That would do it, melting all wires in the connection.
Title says it all. I don't know what kind of dumbass would come up with this idea, but on Mars, your rotor blade would need to be spinning at like 150000 RPM to barely generate any lift.
Like toxic you who came out of yo mama's shithole!
We heard you like waiting in line so we put a waiting in line game on yo phone so you can play waiting in line while you waiting in line!
But have you paid your windows and office license fee?
Oh stupid yankees how ignorant can you get?!
The colleague next desk sucks his thumb so laud that everyone else starts tearing their hair off...
You shut the fuck up stupid gm troll! And go back to your moms' basement
From using red blood cell loaded drugs!!!
What? In Soviet Russia, Jokes tell you!
It pulls too hard and break your thumb? ouch!
M$ still sucks ass!
whatcouldpossiblygowrong. Shit, I ain't gonna let a mouse fuck my wife, be it having my testicle or not!