And a great part of the deal is that everyone in Gaza can access their stablecoins using cell phones that will be provided for free by the IDF!

IYKYK.

In unrelated news, VPN usage is expected to grow by 600% in Indiana, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, and Nebraska.

It will be interesting to see if any of these states try to outlaw the use of VPN. To protect the children, of course.

All those Moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain. Time to die.

Limitless Energy. You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Xbox One has sold 44 million units according to vgchartz.com. Where are you getting 84 million from?

I didn't notice that, mostly because that didn't happen. From the article:

"The 3-2 vote by FTC commissioners broke along party lines, with the Republican majority lining up to support the pact while Democratic commissioners objected."

A search engine disruption can mean only one thing.
Invasion.

Was the surgeon's name Dr. Streisand, by chance?

He may have been referring to this:

https://www.thinkgeek.com/prod...

Who here is old enough to remember the Columbia House Record Club? I figure they'll wait until 2017 to roll this out.

"Welcome to Windows 10! As mentioned in the EULA, you are now enrolled in the Windows 10 Premium App Experience! Each month, we'll pre-install exciting new applications from our partners. For your convenience, your Microsoft Store account will be automatically billed for the premium versions of these apps, so you can get maximum enjoyment from your software. You will then have 48 hours to try out each of your new apps. If you decide for whatever reason that an app just isn't for you, you can request a refund by typing in the link below and filling out the refund form. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for refund processing. Refunds will be distributed in the form of a pre-paid Visa card. Enjoy your new Windows 10 Premium App Experience!"

This is a good site for tracking console sales: www.vgchartz.com

According to their data, approximately 6000 XBox 360s were sold in one week.

How many PS3 systems were sold in a week? Over 9000!!

But these numbers are a tenth of the sales compared to the newer generation systems.

It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning.

Legislation killed the radio star...

But Spock,
Why...
am I...
following MasterCard...
on Twitter...
if I...
didn't...
add them?

*stares dramatically at the camera, with dramatic background music*

[fade to commercial break]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that the Windows kernel, UI, and default browser all share essential low-level processes, and therefore could never ever possibly be decoupled.