Your examples are comically ironic considering you are trying to justify FBI actions, given that the weight of evidence is in: "Time and again, the FBI concocts a Terrorist attack, infiltrates Muslim communities in order to find recruits, persuades them to perpetrate the attack, supplies them with the money, weapons and know-how they need to carry it out — only to heroically jump in at the last moment, arrest the would-be perpetrators whom the FBI converted, and save a grateful nation from the plot manufactured by the FBI."

http://www.salon.com/2011/09/29/fbi_terror/singleton/

It would be even funnier... if it was not true. Better to laugh than cry I guess:

Robots don't complain, require psychiatric counselling or go running to the press when you order them to kill whole wedding parties children and all, funerals, villages, or anything that moves really...

People are only willing to pay a little more for clean energy because the full environmental cost of polluting energy has not been realized or seen by the majority, yet. Ask those in expanding tornado zones, or in newly created flood zones what they would pay for clean energy and Ill wager you will get very different results...

An Aussie political party with some cojones.

If only they had invented patents/lawers and all that legislate "innovation and progress" jazz. Just think of the monopolistic royalties that could have been reaped upon mankind, owning rights to the wheel! Dangerous circumventing devices like horses would have been made illegal shortly after invention - smelly unpredictable beasts anyway. Best of all they could have established a fitting punishment for thieving dirty pirates back when and eye for a eye was politically correct thing to do. Piriator/gladiator arenas might have been invested millennia before the Romans came along.

And this just in: WikiLeaks Uncovers Report Showing Homeland Security Monitored Occupy Movement

They are trying to catch you, the citizen, organizing to reform the financial elites that have ruined our economy and control our/their politicians.

Payback for recent Anonymous hack of Stratfor. Corrupt global economic hitmen protecting themselves by going after the whistleblowers, yet again?

Dont let facts, or the law, get in the way of a good revenge hanging.

The emperor reacts violently when without clothes.