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Comment: Ask a Linux Administrator? Is this, TheOnion? (Score 3, Funny) 224

by FreshGroundPepper (#5135963) Attached to: Ask a LinuxWorld Exhibitor
Dear Linux Administrator,

I'm a divorced mother of seven trying to put my life put back together after the death of my fourth husband. My kids still blame me for his death (it wasn't my fault, honest!), and I'm having a tough time meeting new people. What should I do?

--Sleepless in Sarasota

In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and make it better.