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Comment: Re:Nothing to see here (Score 3, Funny) 137

by FreeFire (#41515947) Attached to: US Agricultural Economists Say Bacon Shortage Is Hogwash

Are Americans so obese that they can't live without cutting their bacon intake in half?

I just came back from the store where I purchased the largest chest freezer that they have. I intend to stockpile a month's worth of bacon for myself until the crisis recedes. My wife indicated that perhaps I should have also purchased a freezer for her.

Is she planning to freeze herself until the crisis is over?

"You're a creature of the night, Michael. Wait'll Mom hears about this." -- from the movie "The Lost Boys"