Comment Re:An obvious hired shill (Score 1) 114
My wife once told me not to get her anything for Valentine's day... so I didn't (I'm an engineer).
Don't ever do that.
Are Americans so obese that they can't live without cutting their bacon intake in half?
I just came back from the store where I purchased the largest chest freezer that they have. I intend to stockpile a month's worth of bacon for myself until the crisis recedes. My wife indicated that perhaps I should have also purchased a freezer for her.
Is she planning to freeze herself until the crisis is over?
If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature. If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.