Show some respect: "He's not an empty suit manager type your holiness."

Not per-pupal, per-pupa.

Now now, correlation does not imply causality. Personally, I rather think it's all this sunshine. I'm staying indoors, just in case.

Billions and billions served...

In fact, AT&T's website is always labyrinthine, especially if you have cell, land line, and DSL. This stuff is par for the course with them.

He said terminal, not modem.

Indeed. 6502 would be nice also.

"We?" How old *are* you?!

So, what you're saying is that America is a socialist state now, and any return to capitalism will result in starvation and civil war? If I understand you correctly, that's a bold statement. Can you point us to something to support that position?

Perhaps they will be kind enough to type "argh" on there way out. Or maybe if they're dictating... http://www.flickr.com/photos/niko70/225087221/