"Brain, brain, and brain! What is brain?"

Meanwhile, your android replacement will be sleeping with your wife.

You're asking if I'd be willing to trade my beloved wife for my own heavily-armed FTL starship?

...does it come in black?

Clearly, the money swarm has rejected me as a host carrier...

For some reason, the clause in the Slashdot TOS that requires me to hear both sides of an argument before rendering my personal opinion is missing in my browser. Can you provide me with it?

I would have been a customer for this device, but after this I will not now or ever buy anything under the Fusion Garage brand.

Heh. How much do you want to bet that the "classified description of why the case must be dismissed" is a set of photos of the Judge with a 14-year-old girl? We are talking about the CIA here...

Subsurface Hydro-Acoustic Radiation Communication System (SHARCS)

Wouldn't being armed with this make the plane an A-130?

Indeed. I just started working in the air traffic control technology biz. The "industry" is currently switching over to tracking squawked GPS coordinates from all planes.

Wow, that's racist. I didn't say "illegal" immigration, the vast majority of immigrants are legal workers with visas.

Per census bureau data:
Population Growth 2000-2008
CA 8.5%
NY 2.7%