> Iraq is downloading communism! Torvalds for president! Stallman for information minister!

Man I miss the days when dotcoms like modern humorist actually produced content regularly.

- Steal a cab, deliver fares, and then shoot them (in GTA3, of course)!

Or even better: Pick up a hooker, do your business, and then shoot her. When people see me beat up a hooker, they're always like, "Hey, this game is really violent." But then I tell them, "Hey, it just lets you do whatever you want to do. If you want to be violent, it lets you do that, but if you want to go around saving people in the ambulance or putting out fires, you can do that too!" I just think it's really great how much freedom you have in the game. Fun fun!