"aims to provide inmates with a liberal arts education so that when the students leave prison they are able to find meaningful work"

Liberal arts education as a pathway to meaningful work?
That's like giving them a subscription to bacon-of-the-month club as a pathway to veganism.

...this isn't even remotely the craziest thing the witch has managed to convince people of as fact.

I'd love to use PC-BSD as my main host/desktop OS but for me it boils down to: 1) No Vmware support 2) Very patchy Virtualbox support Vmware adamantly refuse to ever support BSD, and the drive for thorough Virtualbox is half-hearted enough that I'm not expecting any noteworthy progress in the foreseeable future.