Clash of the Titans (bland movie, with bland writing, starring a bland lead actor) gets listed among a bunch of moderate to great movies without so much as a hiccup and The Hangover gets a pretentious "um"? WTF.

The same thing that happened when the allies eventually crushed Germany; sick ranks upon ranks of Red Army conscripts on them.

So are two GIs who collapse from fatigue after marching eight hours through sand carrying over a hundred pounds of kit each.

Except it's gramMatically. So very close, sir.

One of the most basic aspects of a study involving observation is to always remember: Correlation does not equal Causation.

The porn industry is on this.

My main problem is that, if they're anything like the people I've had to work with, they won't call in until it's so bad they need a clean OS install anyway and then the call will probably turn into a long conversation about back up options for their documents and files(some of which are probably infected and will rape the new install soon enough).

Unfortunately none of those calling in will be following the one step solution; stop going to German porn sites on a windows box.

Oh, Players Handbook; you're such a card

and its lame cousin; gestalt.