
Journal Ethelred Unraed's Journal: 20 years gone 35
In 1984, Sarah Scantlin was hit by a drunk driver as she was leaving a club. Her devastated parents were told that while she would physically survive, she would never walk or speak again. Last week, Betsy Scantlin received a phone call from the Golden Plains Health Care Center in Hutchinson, Kansas and heard Sarah say "Hi, Mom" for the first time in twenty years.
Since then, Sarah's communication and recall about the past have made impressive progress. According to her excited family, she has been able to recall friends, pets (to include correctly telling her father that one bogus pet he named never existed) and recognize now-adult siblings.
While Sarah's recent progress is amazing and is further evidence that the brain is capable of regeneration, how will she deal with the 20-year interval in her life? She is essentially an 18-year old from 1984 living in a 38-year old body.But when he asked her how old she was, Sarah guessed she was 22. When her brother gently told her she was 38 years old now, she just stared silently back at him. The nurses say she thinks it is still the 1980s.
No doubt, Sarah's progress will resurrect the fight over euthanasia, and indeed it already appears to have begun.
But how will Sarah Scantlin actually deal with her "resurrection"? To be disabled in an accident is not the same as "skipping" more than two decades. Given that she essentially views the world from a 1984 perspective, what will she find surprising? What would you find surprising? How would you go about acclimating yourself into a world twenty years ahead of you?
One of the comments is priceless: Dear God, for over 20 years this woman has had the sounds of Duran Duran and Culture Club echoing around in her head.
The obligatory putting it into perspective: in 1984, the major political issues of the day in America were the nuclear arms race and the nuclear freeze movement, Mikhail Gorbachev was still an enigma (not to mention the Soviet Union was still seemingly going on strong), we still had countries named "Yugoslavia" and "East Germany" and "Czechoslovakia" and South Africa was still in the grip of apartheid, cellphones (even cordless phones) were a rarity, the most popular PC model was a Macintosh, most people still bought vinyl records, AIDS was barely known at the time, Miami Vice was the new smash hit TV show, Saddam Hussein was on "our side", David Lynch's Dune premiered, the Space Shuttle was still shiny and new, 8-track cassettes were still widespread, people watched TV movies like Threads and The Day After and TV shows like Dynasty ("die nasty!") and Dallas, we were all so disappointed when the state of Oceania wasn't proclaimed overnight on 1 January, the Baby Bells had just been split off of AT&T, the Soviet Union boycotted the Los Angeles Olympiad, Walter Mondale got crushed by Ronald Reagan ("don't blame me! I'm from Minnesota!"), we were calling the Ghostbusters, seeing a Miss America in the nude freaked people out, and Richard Stallman last took a shower just before starting up GNU.
In 1984... (Score:2)
Really? I'm not sure in which third world country you were living at the time, but for those of us in the first world, the compact cassette had ruled supreme since the mid-70s. I can't recall seeing an 8-track any time post 1976 or so.
Re:In 1984... (Score:2)
Dunno, I distinctly remember still being able to buy some titles on 8-track and knowing people with 8-track car radios in the early-to-mid 1980s. (I moved to Minnesota in 1983 and remember seeing 8-tracks in stores up to a year after that. Obviously people didn't dump all th
Re:In 1984... (Score:2)
I'm pretty damned sure the 8 track more or less died in 1982.
Re:In 1984... (Score:2)
So did mine, but then again, my mum was working for a hi fi company [nad.co.uk] at the time, so we had a bit of a head start on the general public...
Re:In 1984... (Score:2)
Your family might have had a cellphone at that time, or a microwave in the 1950s, or a TV in the 1930s for all I know. They still weren't widespread until many many years later.
I'm pretty damned sure the 8 track more or less died in 1982.
Actually, no. I did some double-checking, and the major labels stopped delivering them to stores in 1983-84. The mail-order record clubs (like Columbia House) still sold them until 1988. And as mentioned above, it's not like
Re:In 1984... (Score:2)
Ah, those were the days.
Re:In 1984... (Score:2)
Ah, the memories of hearing the tchhhhk-THUNK when it switched to another program on the tape. Screw electronics -- let's do it all mechanically!
Cheers,
Ethelred
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At least I got it. My first CD was the soundtrack to "La Bamba" followed by "Pump Up the Volume" CD Single.
I remember when the CD section of the music store only had one rack.
*sigh*
Re:In 1984... (Score:1)
Damn, and I had to buy the reissue. I assume you're talking about M|A|R|R|S, right?
Re:In 1984... (Score:2)
Yeah - I still have it in my rotation for when I wanna bump old school (yo!).
Its in my car. I could make a 'backup' copy available since your CD is probably scratched and unusable by this point.
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Re:In 1984... (Score:2)
" MARRS NEEDS WOMEN...."
That, on the other hand, was Meat Beat Manifesto. Of course they're equally as cool, especially since Jack Dangers practically invented jungle.
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That depends on your definition of "classic car". Mine (from 1977) originally came with a cassette radio, so an 8-track would look out of place...
Re:In 1984... (Score:2)
Be afraid, be VERY afraid (Score:3, Funny)
Can you really imagine what a person's worldview would be like after 20 years of that?
Re:Be afraid, be VERY afraid (Score:2)
Surely no worse than having Wham! songs echoing through your head for 20 years? I mean, that's the real brain damage she had to recover from.
Cheers,
Ethelred
Re:Be afraid, be VERY afraid (Score:2)
Jitterbug
Jitterbug
Jitterbug
You put the boom boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your loving starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang bang bang till my feet do the same
If something's bugging you
If something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleeping in my bed
I was dreaming but I should have been with you instead
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me
Sowing my Hall and Oates (Score:2)
(From now on I demand that any post containing anything remotely having to do with Wham! be clearly marked [WARNING! WHAM!] so that I can modbomb it without being exposed to its content.)
Cheers,
Ethelred
[WARNING! BOW WOW WOW!] (Score:2)
He's so fine, he can't be beat
He's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire
I want candy, I want candy
Go to see him when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer boy in town
You're my guy, just what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water
I want candy, I want candy
Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine,
Then I'll have candy all the time
I want candy, I want candy
I want candy
YUO FAIL IT (Score:2)
What is this, flamewar by '80s pop?
That does it. No mercy for you.
Re:YUO FAIL IT (Score:2)
Don't make me whip out my Weird Al collection. (two snaps up in Z formation).
Re:YUO FAIL IT (Score:2)
Ah, so you did. Very well then, you get one chance to do your worst to me. Free shot. Come on, don't be a pansy! I bet you're not man enough to quote the worst of '80s pop!
Don't make me whip out my Weird Al collection. (two snaps up in Z formation).
I'll see your Weird Al and raise you a Ray Stevens.
Cheers,
Ethelred
Re:YUO FAIL IT (Score:2)
Okay - I fail it I know. I should have saved ammo. All of my 80's knowledge is limited to mostly rock-n-roll. I didn't have MTV, so I was limited to rock and country.
I'm going to have to cut to the nineties, and just deliver possibly the most devistaing blow (you won't get this damned song out of your head for weeks).
Re:YUO FAIL IT (Score:2)
Unter glieben glauben globen.
I always preferred rock, hard rock, metal, whatever -- Def Leppard, Mellencamp, Metallica, Queensrÿche, and so on. Growing up with my big brother (who had albums from Boston, Kansas, Van Halen, Eagles, etc.), I couldn't help that. But my junior high school in Minnesota was completely pop mad. So was the boa
[WARNING: Healing 80's music ahead] (Score:2)
Until next round.
PS - using old VH lyrics doesn't work, because even today - they rock!
Re:[WARNING: Healing 80's music ahead] (Score:2)
I'll say. They're one of the few bands from that period whose stuff has stood the test of time. Though I never cared much for them after Roth left them, and Roth on his own sucked the wad, but oh well. ;-)
I mean, Styx's Kilroy Was Here was hugely popular at the time, but it's painful today. Most of the glam-metal from those days is crap.
But stuff like Atomic Punk is just awesome...
Insensitive bastard! (Score:2)
That's really mean to sing to someone stuck in bed for 20 years.
Re:Be afraid, be VERY afraid (Score:2)
book (Score:1)
Sleepless nights (Score:2)
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After that, I started getting panicky about the slightest unusual thing in the night sky. Lights moving in odd ways and so on -- anything that might look like the glow of an incoming warhead.
I remember once when I was delivering newspapers -- this was not long after a JAL flight had been sho