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Journal by Ethelred Unraed on Saturday July 16, 2005 @06:57AM

The Book just arrived in the mail today. BoE isn't here (she's at her parents' over the weekend).

Heh heh heh. :->

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Uhhh.... (Score:2)

by eno2001 ( 527078 ) writes:

...that's 'muhahahahahahaaaah....'. (Note the MST3K reference from Puma Man) ;P
I'm sure this has been explained... (Score:1)

by NeeNee3 ( 601111 ) writes:

and I see it in your bio, that BoE is your wife's codename. I totally get the "oE" part...it's the "B" that keeps puzzling me. Babe? Better? Best? ;-)
Please, I'm losing precious hours of trying to solve life's other great mysteries....like "Who let the dawgs out?" Woof Woof Woof
- Fer th' umpteenth time (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  BoE stands for "Bride of Ethelred". Think "Bride of Frankenstein" or "Bride of Dracula" or whatnot.
  "The Confessor" is a not-so-subtle hint for history nerds as to what my heir's real name is. There's even a nice (yet coincidental) bit of synchronicity with my /. nick.
  
  Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Some assembly required. Not valid in some jurisdictions. Ask your doctor or pharmacist for more information. Mind the gap. Close flap before striking. Not a flotation device. You have been
  - Re:Fer th' umpteenth time (Score:2)
    
    by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:
    
    Liar!
    - Take this post to Ikea and get 1m tea lights free (Score:2)
      
      by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
      
      Premise: SW says Ethelred is a liar.
      Fact: Ethelred's pants are not, in fact, on fire.
      
      Conclusion: Threfore, SW is a drooling Britney Spears fan who keeps the windows tightly closed in summer.
      
      Cheers,
      
      Ethelred
      - Re:Take this post to Ikea and get 1m tea lights fr (Score:2)
        
        by loucura! ( 247834 ) writes:
        
        Threfore [sic], SW is a drooling Britney Spears fan who keeps the windows tightly closed in summer.
        
        Not that there's anything wrong with that.
        
        Re:Take this post to Ikea and get 1m tea lights fr (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        Are you saying you're in league with the evil window-closing clique of Britney Fans O'Drool?
        You're either with them, or against them.
        
        (Propaganda Tip #3256: If you don't like a group of people, call them a "clique".)
        
        I AM A CLIQUE...OF ONE!!!!!
        
        Cheers,
        
        Ethelred
        
        Re:Take this post to Ikea and get 1m tea lights fr (Score:2)
        
        by loucura! ( 247834 ) writes:
        
        Are you saying you're not in league with the evil window-closing clique of Britney Fans O'Drool? I mean, how can your Evilness truly be an Evil Overlord if you're not willing to exploit the labor of preteenaged idiots? For shame!
        
        Re:Take this post to Ikea and get 1m tea lights fr (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        Er...well, see, they're actually good, but because they are my enemies, they are evil. But since I'm evil, they're good.
        Surely you understand.
        
        I order you to understand!
        
        Cheers,
        
        Ethelred
        
        Re:Take this post to Ikea and get 1m tea lights fr (Score:2)
        
        by loucura! ( 247834 ) writes:
        
        <div style="voice: Patronizing">
        Of course, Sir... I'll get right on that.
        </div>
      - Re:Take this post to Ikea and get 1m tea lights fr (Score:1)
        
        by subgeek ( 263292 ) * writes:
        
        your lies aren't fooling me.
        
        Re:Take this post to Ikea and get 1m tea lights fr (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        Oh please. Just once?
        Cheers,
        
        Ethelred
        
        Re:Take this post to Ikea and get 1m tea lights fr (Score:1)
        
        by subgeek ( 263292 ) * writes:
        
        i'm not sure, but i'll consider it.
    - Re:Fer th' umpteenth time (Score:1)
      
      by subgeek ( 263292 ) * writes:
      
      i find myself believing all of your lies.
      - Re:Fer th' umpteenth time (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        You only believe her 'cause she's a girl.
        That, and 'cause she went ape-shit over your photo.
        
        Not that I blame her, you hot thing you.
        
        Cheers,
        
        Ethelred
        
        Re:Fer th' umpteenth time (Score:2)
        
        by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:
        
        You're going to need to go more apeshit than that if you want to make up for being the most unbelievable liar ever.
        
        Re:Fer th' umpteenth time (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        I never, ever lie.
        In fact, I haven't lied since fourth grade, but that was only because Susie would have kicked my ass if she knew I was the one who pinched her butt.*
        
        Honest!
        
        Cheers,
        
        Ethelred
        
        * - You won't tell her, will you?
        
        Susie (Score:2)
        
        by turg ( 19864 ) * writes:
        
        Susie? You didn't go by the name of Calvin back then, did you?
        
        Re:Susie (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        Well, now that you mention it...as a matter of fact, by sheer amazing coincidence...no.
        Though this could be another one of my lies, you see.
        
        Cheers,
        
        Ethelred
        
        Re:Fer th' umpteenth time (Score:1)
        
        by subgeek ( 263292 ) * writes:
        
        you said it yourself before i did. everyone believes her lies. i can't help it.
  - Re:Fer th' umpteenth time (Score:2)
    
    by Arker ( 91948 ) writes:
    
    Hint? Hint? Heheh I guess. I would say more of a tell than a hint.
    
    One question though, did you really poop in that font? Or was that a later invention.
    - Re:Fer th' umpteenth time (Score:2)
      
      by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
      
      One question though, did you really poop in that font? Or was that a later invention.
      What can I say, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
      
      How was I supposed to know the thing didn't flush?
      
      Oh, right. Flush toilets weren't invented yet. Damn.
      
      Cheers,
      
      Ethelred

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