You'd have to IP block at the state level every mastodon instance.

You can wait, the UK will probably get there first on that one and discover it's essentially impossible.

And this is the thing, my ISP already knows I'm over 18 but I keep having to do this shit.

Hell I have to do it with Steam and Xbox Live, both accounts that are older than 18 years old themselves.

No you should be (sigh) "Cancelled" and called a dumb right wing flat-Earther extremist domestic terrorist for being a dumb right wing flat-Earther extremist domestic terrorist.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. I've no idea what this is a competitor to.

And the mask falls off.

Yes a thing that exists is more important than some conspiracy shit you've made up in your head.

Like everywhere, literal piss.

Plus anyone still running those clearly doesn't have the money to spare.

As a childless person it's really bloody tempting to have that view, especially when it's becoming clear those in charge will not be doing anything substansive.

Avoiding buying things with crappy packaging feels increasingly worthless.

Everyone in literally the entire universe understands this is what's meant by that phrasing in literally any ongoing timeline.

AKA, your rights stop where the next person's begin.

They're also always the people that want no regulations at all except the ones that let them control women's bodies or regulate what books kids can read.

Exactly.
"It's a new Playstation handheld".

No it isn't. It's at best a Wii-U gamepad in a dress. It's not in any meaningful way a handheld gaming system.

It's ok, they'll put the edible one inside a standard to go cup.

I wish I were kidding but we live in a world where they wrap paper straws in plastic.

There is absolutely no benefit to them to do anything other than use the cheapest 55s they can get hold of.

So that is what they'll do.