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Microsoft

Microsoft Performs Illegal Operation, Shuts Down

Submitted by mail.app
mail.app writes "Microsoft Performs Illegal Operation, Shuts Down Microsoft Corp. issued a surprise press release this morning announcing that the company had "performed an illegal operation and would be shut down." Company executives refused to provide further information regarding the cause of the unexpected shutdown, only issuing a cryptic error number of $00038FF577 and advising all interested parties to "contact their system administrator.""
Google

Google introduces Google TiSP broadband service!

Submitted by gadwale
gadwale writes "Google has just introduced Google TiSP, a "free wireless in-home broadband service". From http://www.google.com/tisp: "Sick of paying for broadband that you have to, well, pay for? Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we'll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD." Here's the "installation guide": http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html"
The Internet

HTML6 will be based on OOXML

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Henri Sivonen
Henri Sivonen writes "The Web Hypertext Application Technology Task Force revealed today its secret behind-the-closed-doors plans for HTML6. HTML6 will use OOXML as the serialization for backwards compatibility with the installed base of office suites. The architectural model will be based on the principle of separation of semantics from presentation and integrates with the enterprise-strength backplane for rich applications."
Operating Systems

Ubuntu Flying Spaghetti Monster Edition announced

Submitted by Anonymous Coward
An anonymous reader writes "Pastafarians can rejoice everywhere, with the release of Ubuntu Flying Spaghetti Monster Edition. We believe His Noodliness chose Linux because Linux users are obviously all pirates already. Ubuntu Flying Spaghetti Monster Edition is now undergoing final beta testing and will be released shortly. Prepare yourselves to be touched by His Noodly Appendage!"
Software

Python On Planes Supersunday release

Submitted by
spo0nman
spo0nman writes "This is for those of you who hack on or are plan on hacking on python. Hope you enjoy it. PythonOnPlanes release team just released Release of PythonOnPlanes-1.3.07 aka. SuperSunday release. For those in the know PythonOnPlanes is a rapid development framework for Python which uses commonly known design patterns like ActiveRecord, Association DataMapping, Front Controller and MVC. Our primary goal is to provide a structured framework that enables Python users at all levels to rapidly develop robust web applications, without any loss to flexibility. http://pythononplanes.com/ http://pythononplanes.com/new-release.html"
Announcements

Microsoft will soon announce a bid for FSF

Submitted by A. C.
A. C. writes "The CEO of Microsoft, Steve Ballmer, has announced (in a soon to be published interview) that Microsoft will in the near future place a bid for Free Software Foundation and propably OSTG too. Mr. Ballmer is quoted for calmly saying "Since we obviously can't kill them, we simply will buy them and then either shut them down or assimilate them." He was especially cheerfull with the perspective of closing the vipers nest (Slashdot) down. Mr. Torvalds will propably be given the possibility of continuing as the chief engineer on the new Microsoft United Linux project. Mr. Ballmer couldn't however say if there would be place for mr. Stallmann at Microsoft.

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Google

Gmail Paper

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irabinovitch
irabinovitch writes "Google is offering a new service, Gmail Paper". As part of this service they will print and mail you copies of any e-mail you have received / sent at no cost. The postage / printing costs will be offset by selling ads on the back of the paper."
Google

Free broadband through the sewer.

Submitted by
John Rowland
John Rowland writes "MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif., April 1, 2007 — Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) today announced the launch of Google TiSP (BETA)(TM), a free in-home wireless broadband service that delivers online connectivity via users' plumbing systems. The Toilet Internet Service Provider (TiSP) project is a self-installed, ad-supported online service that will be offered entirely free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC and a toilet connected to a local municipal sewage system. http://www.google.com/tisp/"

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