I'm the proud daddy of the "Slashdot Editors Are Secretly Modding Down Anyone Who Questions Their Brilliance" conspiracy theory - go to this story - http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/06/27/124207 &mode=thread [slashdot.org] and do a text search for Anne Tomlinson or me (Dr_Cheeks), or look for my thread, titled "Eeep - scary moderators!" (somewhere around comment #86 IIRC). If you think I'm crazy, please take a close look at the Slashcode - the editors have unlimited moderation points (thanks to my secret informant for having read the code when I couldn't be bothered).
And if you're bored and want to waste some time after that, then why not swing by my site (Club-Foot.co.uk [club-foot.co.uk]) and ask yourself "Doesn't he have anything better to do with his spare time?"
No, I don't. I come to Slashdot, fer Chrissakes!