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Comment: Re:faceboo cannot arrest, imprison, rape, kill (Score 1) 75 75

If only the NSA would let us join their social network we'd live in a safer world.

Good news! You can indeed join the NSA's social network. In fact you probably already have!

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Comment: Trading OEM crap for Microsoft crap (Score 1) 474 474

I bought my current laptop from the Microsoft Store and it came with the Signature setup. It did have a very minimal set of third-party programs (mostly driver-related utilities), but Microsoft added a bunch of their Bing and Windows Live stuff. I suppose Microsoft doesn't think any of their own software is crap, but I'm sure Norton doesn't either.

"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." -- John Wooden