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Comment We could tell you... (Score 2) 479

but clearly you are not a member of the Freetechnicians, a fraternal organization that traces its origins to secret academic groups in the early days of computer science. Only when you acquire the rank of Master Tech can you receive the mystical codeword that reveals your inner self and acquire the truth you seek. If you wish to become a member you must be invited by the Grand Poobah and acquire the necessary degrees to ascend to Master Tech.

May the Random Number Generator Smile Upon You!

Comment Re:The author went to college in the 80's (Score 3, Insightful) 1032 add to this, the guy is making money AS A WRITER!!!!! He has published 5 books and has written for other top publications and has a family living in New Jersey. Who knows how much he makes as a writer but he should be trying to pay forth something to his loans in good faith as opposed to just saying screw it. Sociopathic asshole is exactly right.

Comment Re:How ? It doesn't have 3G / WiFi. Needs a router (Score 1) 47

How is this "directly connected to the internet" when it is using a router to access the net.
By that definition, NOTHING connects directly to the internet.

I feel like there is a Zen koan here:
The student asked the master, "How will I know when my computer has connected to the internet?" The master replied, "Only when it is connected to nothing will you know".

Comment Weather and Potholes (Score 5, Funny) 86

If there is one thing Michigan is good for it's testing vehicles in horrible winter conditions with a crumbling road infrastructure. You get the weather for free and if they can just hire MDOT crews to build the roads you should have no problem testing out some of the most difficult conditions a driverless car will face.

Comment Re:Obamacare exists because... (Score 1) 288

Why piss on the doctors and not the hospital bureaucrats who actually set the pricing rates with insurance. Unless the doctor is running his own practice, it's the hospital network managers who are setting the rates and creating the 2 tier system.

This is akin to pissing on developers for charging a higher price for business level software and a lower price for consumer grade software. In most cases it's not the developer setting the price on that.

Comment Re:Depends on the Area (Score 1) 242

I don't know what your situation is but I can tell you Detroit has a huge demand for tech workers. Ford and GM are hiring a lot of tech workers causing a supply shortage of skilled tech workers in the area. I get calls from recruiters all the time looking for people in the area and recruiters are telling me they are having a hard time filling positions. Don't bother with with job boards and instead make sure you have a LinkedIn account visible to recruiters and post your resume to the local hiring firms.

Comment Web 6.0 (Score 4, Funny) 65

Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of the internet. The Web 2.0 was the technology to own. Then the other guy came out with a Web 3.0. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called Web 4.0. That's Web 3.0 + 1. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to Web 5.0. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling Web 4.0. Suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to Web 6.0!

"I have not the slightest confidence in 'spiritual manifestations.'" -- Robert G. Ingersoll