That's not what they think.

Argue circle, squares, aspects and interfaces all you want, there is only one that will let you be a cat/dog/fish if you want.

And not cancel your account for it.

"Google+ also completely ripped off Facebook's look and feel"

Try again. With all the blah blah blah about G+ &FB and who stole what and yet not one mention of the open source, community driven, social web, Diaspora
http://blog.joindiaspora.com/what-is-diaspora.html
That is where G+ got its look & feel.

What is Diaspora?
Diaspora is the social network that puts you in control of your information. You decide what you’d like to share, and with whom. You retain full ownership of all your information, including friend lists, messages, photos, and profile details.

Share what you want, with who you want.

Google+, You are a product, We have to have your real name, FB, We own everything you do & say.

Freedom and free speech are available in a new location.

Maybe he also likes the mental math part of the problem?

"I am a lawyer, but not yours. Anything I tell you might be a total lie intended to benefit my clients at your expense."

Most honest thing I have ever heard from a lawyer.

Better than Skynet or is it the same thing?

It's the internet! Your sins will always be there!

2 out of 5?
Umm Time Warner....
That would make it 3 of 5.
Time Warner Inc., a global leader in media and entertainment with businesses in television networks, filmed entertainment and publishing, uses its industry-leading operating scale and brands to create, package and deliver high-quality content worldwide through multiple distribution outlets.
http://www.timewarner.com/our-company/about-us/

It's called "Notes", It allows for much longer posts than normal wall status updates.

Can it do the "I still feel that nerve and you hit it!" floppy chair dance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OTYjZHKFMQ
NSFW? Starts at about 5:00