The manned night mission to the sun is going according to plan.

The flies kept on coming back and landing on Bobo.

A huge success!

Just make the movies first-run on demand on all the major cable/dish providers, charge $20 a pop to view it, let those who don't have cable/dish or just want the theater experience to still have the option to go there and watch.

Problem solved.

As thousands of 40-year old virgins drop dead grinding in time to the naked elves dancing on their mailboxes.

Same thing goes with any article that has (insert device here) "KILLER" in it...

APACHE WAVE!!!

ENEK CHOK!!!

Damn you Microsoft!!!

Tim Berners-Lee: Vinton, you see this, all this shit?
[Holds up the list of all the registered IPv4 addresses, and drops it on his desk]
Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
Vinton: [Softly, still staring off] I know...
Tim Berners-Lee: No you don't. It's not your fault.
Vinton: [Serious] I know.
Tim Berners-Lee: No. Listen to me son. It's not your fault.
Vinton: I know that.
Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
[Vinton is silent, eyes closed]
Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
Vinton: [Vinton's eyes open, misty already] Don't fuck with me Tim. Not you.
Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
[Vinton shoves Tim Berners-Lee back, and then, hands trembling, buries his face in his hands. Vinton begins sobbing. Tim Berners-Lee puts his hands on Vinton's shoulders, and Vinton grabs him and holds him close, crying]
Vinton: Oh my God! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry Tim!

Now we'll have to listen to baritone chipmunks singing!!!

Why hasn't he poked me back?!?!?!?

Step 1: Get 300,000 Lemmings to stampede to the Apple store for the giant IPhone Step 2: Sell 300,000 IPads with a Wifi issue Step 3: ? Step 4: Profit

No one could run the Cantina like she did....and judging by her sexy body, I am more than sure that Greedo did shoot first.

Too busy waging intergalactic war with South Park?

Internet bullying is illegal in Germany.....but it's still okay to view people dressed in leather and wearing WWI Kaiser helmets shitting on each other and middle-aged men having sex with 15-year olds. Just making sure I'm not misinformed here.