Billionaire's Unite! Invite all your billionaire friends to the flash mob at your State Capital to show our support for this egregious and misappropriated tax at noon today! Pre-made signs will be available on site, "F*ck the poor, they stink on ice" and "It's good to be the King", "Give Oligarchy a Chance".

Fear not, usual "Will work for food" signs held by indigent will be collected by the volunteer mob organizers.

90MPH! Wee, wee, weeeeee! We're gonna need a stronger pinwheel!

The "event" has already happened. You're just not aware of it yet in your time frame. You're on the outside of the event and still traveling inward, for the rest of your life...