Heaven forfend! Consider this scenario, you thought wrong.

Try being blind and then guessing when it's safe to cross the road...

r'uh? Any voicemail i've used (certainly on my mobile) cuts STRAIGHT to my new messages. If they are too long or boring i just press #7 to delete and it goes straight to the next one. The only stipulation is that i -must- listen to 3 seconds of the message.

Does he have a totally different voice mail to me?

No, it just shows what absolute cunts people can be.

Seems like Wikipedia is in the right. The name of the website is "Wikipedia_art", this to your average man implies it is - wikipedia art. If I set up a website called "Slashdot stories" it implies i've taken all the stories from slashdot and put them in there. Rather than "stuff about slashdot stories"

Are you fucking insane?

Have a top level of "put stuff into box" - "magic process box" - "output from box" and then drill down repeatedly from there. Otherwise write a standard operating procedure that everyone follows. You have to make certain assumptions as to the readers knowledge, if they aren't sufficiently trained to know those assumptions they shouldn't be doing the task.

The Sony Rootkit affected people who bought shit legally. Where's the fucking relevance?

if you can guarantee that zero legit customers would be affected then rock on.