Comment Where's Bruce Willis when you need him? (Score 1) 102
We need to get Bruce Willis to command a submarine down to the bottom of the ocean and seal the leak with a nuke!
Why the First Cowboy To Draw Always Gets Shot 398
cremeglace writes "Have you ever noticed that the first cowboy to draw his gun in a Hollywood Western is invariably the one to get shot? Nobel-winning physicist Niels Bohr did, once arranging mock duels to test the validity of this cinematic curiosity. Researchers have now confirmed that people indeed move faster if they are reacting, rather than acting first."
Comment Buy back the plans? (Score -1, Troll) 922
Perhaps we can buy back the plans from China? Thank Clinton for selling them most of our nuclear secrets.
Comment The costs can be very high (Score 1) 763
They do cost too much. Video games will cost you your social life, your sleep, as a result your health, and potentially your marriage or your job. That's assuming that you're married.
Comment This one isn't banned? (Score 1) 333
8======D
I mean really! :D
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