Another clear clue should be that fleshlights try to mimic a human vagina
Baddragon would like some words with you.
Also, a lot of guys apparently buy dildos too.
Bumping for truth, and the people who browse at +2.
They take the idea of sexual "fantasy" a little further than most. You'll find more dongs than penetrables, but if you want head (or tail) from creatures that nature couldn't imagine, they can provide the novelty you want. And they're certainly not the only ones doing it - even the eponymous Fleshlight was available in an attempt to imagine "What does a Na'Vi look like down there?" And frankly, a lot of them look like pretty bland, utilitarian cylinders.
You neatly ignore my point: measured atmospheric CO2 is increasing at *less than* the rates at which it is emitted by humans - logically if we stopped emitting fossil CO2 we could reasonably expect atmospheric CO2 levels to begin dropping.
Carbonic acid is dissolved CO2. That the ocean is acidifying is well known, and should nicely account for the discrepancy.
If you're not careful, you're going to catch something.