Thank God we all agree that teaching adolescent kids about condoms is a good idea...
What? But I thought God was against condoms!
Or at least, you should lie about it in the same way
What if you want to send it to a friend and your friend is still using a 56k modem?
To be published in the Feb 1st edition of The Planet Weekly
They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. -- Carl Sagan