Thank God we all agree that teaching adolescent kids about condoms is a good idea...
What? But I thought God was against condoms!
I think the real reason he rejected it might be far more simple than we make it to be, but the questioning of his motives by thousands of people is probably what is really interesting here.
If 1% of the people who hear of this story lose interest in amassing vast piles of cash, I think he has done a far greater thing than just solving what was fundamentally a complex puzzle with possibly no solution, he has given mankind back a piece of his dignity.
Or at least, you should lie about it in the same way
What if you want to send it to a friend and your friend is still using a 56k modem?
What is this "friend" thing you speak of?
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To be published in the Feb 1st edition of The Planet Weekly