Considering this story was about Canada, you must be really paranoid!

did they use to get past all the duckface and tongue hanging out pictures?

Say what we like or we'll stamp our feet and hack your site! What happened to freedom of information? Or is it just WikiLeaks approved information?

How high do wind speeds have to be to make this thing ineffective?

Chiropractors have been doing this for years. Hang on - I think one of my legs is longer than the other!

Listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvQSkK8Z8U

then read this:
http://www.mgexperience.net/article/nice-drive.html

You are right - I believe beaten wife syndrome is covered in Leviticus, if I'm not mistaken. And you might want to look up hermaphrodite in the dictionary. Relax - I don't care about your atheism, you shouldn't worry about my beliefs.

Wait a minute - I thought it was the Twitter Revolution!?!

Now I'm all confused.

Maybe you should ask Buzz Aldrin about it. Be sure to duck after you do - he throws a mean punch!

Instead of pissing and moaning on a web forum, how about this:

If you are a US citizen, vote, protest, write your elected officials, or run for office.

If you are not a US citizen, get your own house in order before complaining about anyone else.

In either case, you sound like a little kid that teases a chained up watch dog - nothing will happen to you, but it makes you feel like a tough guy.