What the hell does a sea unicorn have to do with $5.00/case frat boy beer?
You've been out of the game for a while if you think a case of Natty is $5.00. It runs about $12-13 for a 30 case these days.
"Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers." -- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a particularly vivid fantasy)