Condoms should always be used when going in the back door. You never know what windows can spread if practicing unsafe sex!

In the event of a water landing, those bombs may also be used as a flotation device.

Old news, time to join us in the Cosmic Era/Universal Century time standards :)

You might wanna replace the fan... the bearing is bad on the one your poking now.

This is slashdot. We clog tubes. This unfortunately appears to have clogged the news in both directions... at least until the truck finally delivered the news.

this article should be renamed to:

Zerg Dust Bunnies Wreak Havoc on Graphic Cards.
Arcturus Mengsk had this to comment: "These dust bunnies are are obviously caused by the terrorist actions of Jim Raynor!"

Of course it says: Marblecake also the game

Because: Nah, I'm not really into pokemon.

http://xkcd.com/178/

Only if it's a plug in hybrid.

"Mice that had lost the GRPR-producing neurons reacted to painful stimuli just like normal mice, licking themselves and flinching or jumping in response to heat, highly irritant chemicals and mechanical pressure."

Poor mice :(