But don't you realize that leaving a port open on her home server makes her history's greatest monster? Clearly, you're not paying attention to the GOP debates.
Yeah, the moment I read the article I checked all of the servers in our enterprise for these nefarious "open ports". I needed to shut down 5000 servers because our tomcat servers have port 8080 wide open! Our web servers have port 443 open! I must have already been hacked because I lost connectivity when I closed down port 22 on all servers.