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5,280 feet and 1,760 yards in a mile. Why those two measurements stick with me ('cuz I'm a Canadian of a certain age?) I don't know. Then again, I think of peoples height in feet + inches. When ever I hear, "She's xxx cm tall." my brain freezes . . .

This would make another 40% of Canada inhabitable.

You've never been employed by any government I see.

First Nations guys have no asses. I've been told it's a bummer.

As a Canadian, I'd like to say, "I'm sorry."

you suck

No no, the US is Canada's chesterfield Fixed that for you.

Scientology is as much a church as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is democratic.

It's covertly delivering cocaine to Columbia.

Question: What is your favorite color?
Answer: 37Uhy78jn

Good luck on nailing that anytime soon.
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Is Barrett's Privateers . . . http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C8CF0C805300933A&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&v=G-PQbdmQRwc Stan Rogers rocks.

Who uses them? I just remap my joystick.

"2. The US government regards everybody except Canadians" Sure. Maybe all the John Smiths and Sally Jones but many of my buddies would be instantly given the bum check because they are, umm, not white? Much like some chap born in NH named Jose would be looked at coming through Fort Erie. If you're dark or speak funny you're suspect. Welcome to North America.

Agreed.