Here's some more: http://www.futilitycloset.com/2011/11/18/carving-verbs/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+FutilityCloset+(Futility+Closet)

5,280 feet and 1,760 yards in a mile. Why those two measurements stick with me ('cuz I'm a Canadian of a certain age?) I don't know. Then again, I think of peoples height in feet + inches. When ever I hear, "She's xxx cm tall." my brain freezes . . .

This would make another 40% of Canada inhabitable.

You've never been employed by any government I see.

First Nations guys have no asses. I've been told it's a bummer.

As a Canadian, I'd like to say, "I'm sorry."

you suck

No no, the US is Canada's chesterfield Fixed that for you.

Scientology is as much a church as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is democratic.

It's covertly delivering cocaine to Columbia.