I'd be more than happy to translate my VBA macros away from that rather shoddy and awkward language into a different shoddy and awkward language.
In the latter case, you know what you were getting into when you got an Apple, boyo.
Or, to be honest, when you bought a laptop.
A GBP bankers draft from HSBC Canada cost me something like CAD$3. Going the other way, HSBC UK charges GBP£30 for CAD$ draft. HSBC UK are wankers.
On the other hand, HSBC UK don't charge you a monthly fee just to have an account and access to services, so...
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. -- Ernest Haskins