A - My dog has no nose.
B - How does he smell?
A - Awful!
Perhaps it's funnier in German...
When you buy
Unless you pay for the Real Girlfriend Experience. In which case, it's pretty much as you described
We have kifs coming out of highschool unable to balance a checkbook or figure out the amount of tax on a purchase... but please let's teach 'em this instead.
Or spell kid or High School, as it happens.
But then, even nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
That's not the way I remember it...
It can't possibly be any worse than Detroit.
a Left wing DNC experiment
Do you two want to take your little thing out in the hall?
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail