Then you two blow in and suggest the worst type of torture.
You work at gitmo?
What does a printer need a screen for?
How else will it tell you "PC LOAD LETTER"?
Sorry, the correct answer was: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Also, whoever decided to auto-play audio on Slashdot should be fired from a cannon that was loaded with 3-inch nails, and then with them, into a brick wall and then slid from the brick wall into a vat of boiling acid laced with the super aids.
In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and make it better.