Awesome sketch. Thanks for the reminder!

So, I can use this to throw virtual chairs?

That's because you can actually get some work done on a good Linux distro, instead of spending all your time rebooting and getting popups out of your face.

You'd be naive to believe they don't have a few robotic Gates' stashed away somewhere "just in case".

Don't worry. The government is too big to fail.

We're not deploying a hotfix on a production planet on my shift, dammit! You can do whatever you want after I go home though.

Five years?! Needs more torpedoes.

Slobovia is somewhere near BFE if I recall my geography correctly.

Hurrah for the Pirate King! And it is, it is, it is a glorious thing to be the Pirate King!

RP is the dog's bollocks!