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Comment Same as the Biden wars and the Obama wars, (Score -1) 126


Chargeeeee it, US citizens pay for everything. next Trump Deal will be like a Brazilian Butt Lift for Citizenship to Brazil but instead we will make the Panamerican Union finance it's Way into Brexit with Authentic Trump Salon Tanning and BohTux so we can have big orange faces to kiss the asses of the deportees when weee get citizenship ourselves through a franchise Gold Trump card Pass treaty only available to US citizens and not descendents of Union Fruit Company railroad workers.

Comment Never has any been assassinated. no laws violated (Score -1) 126

but those Russians will hear about it if they survive  symptoms of Havannas Syndrome, which we clearly posted in the news only Chinese and Russian embassisies do to their visitors, never CIA. all of our sponsorships get accepted, the assassination part is just a Insurance mechanism to assure we get the Trump railroad Engine Handshake  that looks really good on press meatings, you know?

Comment well you know the average woman.... (Score -1) 58

didnt get microplastics from her tampons

what would the wife of CmdrTaco claim where her microplastics came from? maybe with some nanotech, it could collect the microplastics in the bloodstream to mfgr stints or bridges that Health Insurance refused to pay for: maybe even extrude GNU/teeth or supernumiary nipples

Comment can pinch the 11's Windows requirements (Score -1) 55

most people do this infront of a mirror, however not a slow-moving stream in Youtube, but the result is lesser wrinkling. is Microsoft a plastic surgery company for it's own products: why they always reversing their main line of code within  the first version of release schedule? is their a modern theme this should be known as, like Windows Rhinoplasty or is this just classical Windows?

Comment Writ this for Chuck Noris, heal my Terrible Karma (Score -1) 160

by SlashdotTroll (#66052996) Attached to: Chuck Norris Dies At 86
incase anyone hasnt heard, Chuck Norris 2 days ago got some bad advice in a YMCA gym session he attended religiously for unknown years 7 days a week, that he should try standup comedy to try to reverse his aging before his next birthday: afterall, the tension he endured, laughing is said to relieve stress and he wouldnt risk anyone dying if he was to join a hugging club instead. So his first joke wàs...tested infront of a mirror before anyone else could be his audience and the next day be was found by his first of family his wife, the rest is history...the script was divided up and  burried where none could find, so none would risk the name of God if uncreation were to happen again, where there is no death but a lone smile.

Comment it is far worse than you have stated (Score -1) 56

the guy that quit and must replace...well, he was a OpenAI robot himself... you know the Turring Effect applies here, where lacks a Godwin the OpenAI thinks creating or maintaning itself is verry Why-Evil like colonoscopied taxidermied Whyte Monkies framed in the But Why mannerism.

Comment Nintendo pulled a Trump on Atari (Score -1) 21

the Motorolla chip in Atari 2600 did 3D fine at 1.7MHz, and the 3DO was designed for running the orig8nal TOMB RAIDER mind you pushing at 8MHz textured 3D polygons on a system l8mitted to what 500k triangles versus the Sony Playstation count of 4Million with a much faster mainboard processor.

all of you basically ignore the Americans Ayari consoles were what the original Nintendo contracted as a Purple & Gold treasure box not much stronger than a Atari 7800 as wà manufactured in Taiwan but Nintendo exercised a Stop Order on that contract of production that nearly ffffibg bankrupted Atari and in fact is what caused Atari t leave the console business i thought.

All of you talk praise if Commodore64 era of Bill Gates and your Nintendo manga porn but the South will rise again the corpse of Gen Custer and be will have his way soon.

Submission + - Linus Tech Tips snuck Linus Torvalds in a Perfect PC session (youtube.com)

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SlashdotTroll writes: and Slashdot had no feature presentation of this build event a week before Christmas, not a troll was stirring, not even a lump of coal discount with a Slashbot? Not a Yule log, cinnamon potpouri, no eggnog, but there was a introduction style of Highlander.

Comment Fireman analogy (Score -1) 75

when a fireman fales to put out a fire, i dont immediatly label him an arsonist, but a Insurance Agent: likewise a fisherman that loses a fish, is still a farmer since he feeds the fish.  So a Meta AI was issued correspondance by a superior to colaborate with waste removal, does it have default interests from the Office of President or State Department what it considers to be Bias political mail? does it rat you out to the DMCA or sign your name to a subscription with Southern Poverty Law Firm pamphlets?

OpenC-Law indeed.

Submission + - Samsung cuts off Microsoft from pre-install (youtube.com)

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SlashdotTroll writes: Bill Gates PANICS as Samsung Rejects Microsoft Partnership â" Massive Backlash Erupts!

A potential fracture between two global tech giants is sending shockwaves through the industry. Reports that Samsung has rejected or pulled back from a key Microsoft partnership have ignited speculation about shifting alliances, competitive strategy, and the future of cross-platform collaboration.

For years, Microsoft and Samsung have maintained strategic relationships across mobile integration, cloud services, and device ecosystems. Any disruption in that relationship could have serious implications for software integration, app ecosystems, enterprise services, and consumer devices worldwide.

In this video, we break down:

What the reported Samsungâ"Microsoft split involves

Why Samsung may be distancing itself from Microsoft

The potential financial and strategic consequences

How this affects Windows, Android integration, and cloud services

What this signals about the evolving global tech landscape

As competition intensifies across AI, mobile ecosystems, and cloud dominance, partnerships are becoming increasingly strategic. A shift of this magnitude could reshape competitive positioning among major tech players.

Is this a temporary negotiation tacticâ¦
Or a deeper strategic realignment in the tech industry?

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