Just think, somebody's naked butt would get wiped on that cloth ten times per day. That's a deal-breaker right there.
Actually naturists have a strict towel policy. (Not unlike hitchhikers.) You always have your towel to sit on. Problem solved just by enforcing a "graphic side down" towel sitting policy.
"Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par." -- Dave Mack (mack@inco.UUCP) "Yours is." -- Allen Gwinn (email@example.com), in alt.flame