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Comment: Re:No Black Hoodie ! LoL xD (Score 1) 335

by AdamWill (#40068197) Attached to: Zuckerberg Updates Relationship Status To "Married"

One little detail? The suit doesn't fit him, neither does the shirt, his top button's undone, and that tie is hideous. And you shouldn't wear a blue suit with a black tie for a wedding in the first place; if you're not going to wear a morning coat at _least_ wear the correct colors, i.e. light grey for the suit and grey/silver for the tie.

The guy's a freaking gazillionaire and he can't even be bothered to dress nice for his wedding? Yeesh. All he'd have to do is give a flunky a few thousand and tell him to take care of the details and leave it lying on his bed. At least she looks good.

Comment: Re:Who picks these "standards" anyway? (Score 1) 193

by AdamWill (#39557493) Attached to: Australian WiFi Inventors Win US Legal Battle

is it just me, or is a patent champagne bottle opener a wonderful example of humanity at its most absurd?

Let's face it, the correct solution to the problem of 'making it possible to efficiently open a bottle of fizzy liquid' is 'put a bloody screw cap on the thing'.

but no, because it's only a proper bottle of champagne if it comes with a thoroughly impractical stopper covered in entirely pointless shiny foil, we have to invent and fight over the rights to the proceeds from a complex device for removing said entirely unnecessarily impractical stopper.

sigh...

SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS ... He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!!

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