How clueless can you be? This guy almost makes me feel good about the other news of the day (Microsoft to laying off 5,000).
I am sure they can push it to 5001 for this champ.
Personally, I plan on being dead in a time span that measures in decades, not billions of years.
Speak for yourself, humanoid.
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.