I can haz botnet? [ok, we got that out of the way, on to serious discussions]

So they want to use my electricity and my computing cycles to do their work? Just think of how many data centers we won't have to build after we've farmed it all out to the customers. Brilliant!

Day ain't over yet... Wait a while.

So it's like Indiana Jones searching for the Holy Grail? You must exercise a leap of faith to find the screen.

You smelt it, you dealt it.

AI Lawyer presents case. (.5 Seconds) AI Judge finds you guilty. (.5 Seconds) AI Appeals Court upholds judgement. (.5 seconds) // Sentence: 20 years. Robot Bailiff: Take him away.

If you send me money, I will plant a tree. To be fair, I will also plant said tree if you don't send me money. I like trees better than I like most people.

"Did I leave the oven on?" my spouse asked after we got to the airport. Money well spent.

Just ask it about Tiananmen Square. There's your tell.

Walgreen's, their arms wide.

While this is mostly true for Airbus aircraft (normal law, alternate law) there is still direct law which can put you back to stick-and-rudder inputs. Boeing's are a different kind of flying, altogether.

I'd like to see the size of the Zamboni machine needed for this project.

Using 'Starlink' and 'share' in the same sentence has little chance of happening when space Karen is involved. Change it to 'sell' and you've got a chance.

Just ask everyone on the Internet for the backup copies of multimedia that they have stored locally. I bet there's at least one copy of everything somewhere. /void where prohibited.

They just wanted to pass this today, Aug 29th, the day SkyNet becomes self aware. Well played.