You should have used your knowledge to sabotage the elevator, have the doors open on nothing but emptiness and hung a plush pony above them. She would have omgponied herself to her doom.

Whatever you do, don't pay the ferryman. Don't even fix a price.

The gubbamint puts dihydrogen monoxyde in water to kill you if you drink too much of it! YARALL SHEEPLES DURR HURR!!!

... It's a freaking *FLYING SAUCER*. Use antigravity like all civilized species.

Please refrain from drinking and bilge-watching "Game of Thrones" before heading off to your work as a youth counselor.

That's called overreacting. Unless they did the duckface thing.

And that's why nobody should land there.

Digital RECTAL molestation. FTFY.

Death to everybody. In the end, I will get my wish.

That would be "Chuck Norris favors curry with people in power. And basmati rice too."

I know who you are, Jeff Minter.

Real men switch SCE to AUX and keep'er burnin', unlike loserboy nerds who need tweezers to jerk off.

Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah... A manned expedition there would be horribly hazardous. Even if the crew could survive the trip, the environmental conditions on site would be extremely hostile to life.

So what? Ain't no tape in a cameraphone. At least, I know there isn't any in mine. Dunno about you and I don't really care.

There is no aspect of your life this president KNOWS he cannot control. There, fixed it for you. Obama is your Emperor-God and you should consider yourself lucky you have not been disappeared for daring to even thinking to criticize him. You should be on the streets right now, screaming your neverending fealty to Lord Obama the Magnificent and Merciful, pledging your loyalty, affirming your willingness to destroy his enemies and to give your life for his eternal glory. Or are you a republithug? Why aren't you now on a flight to Moscow, where you will assemble a suicide jacked and blow yourself up to kill the traitor Snowden, may his bones be ground to dust, while screaming "OBAMAHU AKBAR"?